I don’t really want to talk much about Sunday’s win over the Bills because it feels like we’ve seen it three times in a row now and it’s gotten no more interesting than the first time it happened.I don’t want to rail against Brain O’Brien because the warts are all there.We all know what they are Ibraheim Campbell Jersey White , and they’re not improving either.We have six games’ worth of data to go on in 2018 and this is what we have to expect:a team that can push the rock between the 20s until they reach the five yard line and absolutely never beyond the one yard line.Until the Texans can, or even if they can, get around that roadblock, this is what we have to expect from Bill O’Brien.It’s no use getting particularly upset (despite our reactions below), because it’s pretty much this for the rest of the season.The worst part is that it’s football, and football, and this offense, is supposed to be fun, yet it has singularly failed to consistently be that.But it’s just a game, and in the grand scheme of things, as I’ve discovered recently, there is more to life, much, much more to it, than football.That’s not a conversation to have here on a football blog.Right now let’s just vent about the latest Texans game.After all Vyncint Smith Jersey White , you paid to be here, right?As always, in finest Hair of the Dog tradition, all swear words have been replaced by the word [kitten] to make reading this safe for work.Because we care about you and want you to remain gainfully (or semi-gainfully) employed.First Quarter:UTBuffalo Bill WestonUTBuffalo Bill Weston (to UT)BrettUTCapt RonBrett(Buffalo muffs the punt, Texans recover)UTBrettUTBFDBrett(Touchdown from Watson to Hopkins, Texans lead 7-0)UTKenneth L.BFDLukeBrettBuffalo Bill WestonUTBFDCapt RonUTBFDKenneth L.UTCapt Ron (to UT)(Texans bailed out by another penalty against Buffalo)Capt RonSecond Quarter:MDCUT (to MDC)MDC (to UT)UT (to MDC)(After a trick play where Hopkins overthrows Lamar Miller for a sure touchdown)(Texans block a Bills punt, recover the ball)Capt RonKenneth L.MDCBuffalo Bill Weston (to MDC)(Texans get a field goal, lead Buffalo 10-0)UTBuffalo Bill WestonCapt Ron(Watson overthrows Will Fuller on a deep bomb)UTBuffalo Bill WestonCapt RonBrettCapt RonBuffalo Bill Weston(Watson throws incomprehensible pick into the end zone)UTCapt RonMDC (to UT)Halftime Reactions:Capt RonBuffalo Bill WestonCapt RonThird Quarter:(Watson pass gets swatted down, caught by a Buffalo defender)MDCUT(Bills kick a field goal.Texans lead 10-3)Capt RonUTBuffalo Bill WestonCapt RonUTCapt Ron(Josh Allen injures his elbow, enter Nathan Peterman)Buffalo Bill WestonUT (to Buffalo Bill Weston)(Hauschka with the field goal.Texans lead 10-6)Capt RonBuffalo Bill Weston(After another sack, fumble, and turnover)UTKenneth L.Capt RonUTBuffalo Bill WestonCapt RonFourth Quarter:Buffalo Bill Weston(Clowney gets TFL by dragging the runner down by his dreadlocks)UTCapt RonLuke(Zay Jones receiving touchdown, Bills lead 13-10)UTBuffalo Bill Weston (to UT)UT (to Buffalo Bill Weston)Kenneth L. (to Luke)Capt Ron[Ed. Note:I’m writing this during the eighth inning of Game Two and no.Don’t do it, Ron!Nothing good awaits you here!]UT (to Capt Ron)Buffalo Bill Weston (to Capt Ron)Capt Ron (to Buffalo Bill Weston)Buffalo Bill Weston (to Capt Ron)UT (to Buffalo Bill Weston)MDC (to UT)Capt RonBuffalo Bill WestonCapt RonBFDUTBuffalo Bill WestonBFDCapt Ron(Texans, first and goal at the one.Put that in your back-[kittening]-pocket everybody)UTBFDKenneth L.UTKenneth L.BFDBuffalo Bill Weston(Texans kick a field goal Kareem Jackson Jersey , obviously.Game tied at 13)UTLukeBFDUTBuffalo Bill Weston(Peterman throws a pick six to Johnathan Joseph, scores.Texans lead 20-13)UTCapt RonBuffalo Bill WestonLukeCapt RonBFDBrettJeremyUT(Kareem Jackson picks off Peterman, Texans take a knee and win 20-13)Postgame Reactions:UTCapt RonBuffalo Bill WestonBrettCapt RonGame Balls:Offense:Ugh, do I have to?I guess it goes to DeAndre Hopkins for scoring the only offensive touchdown of the game.It could’ve gone to Deshaun Watson too, but he had a really rough game, so the tie goes to Nuk.Defense:Johnathan Joseph for the game winning pick-six and for having a pretty solid day overall.Special Teams:Ka’imi Fairbairn, again, being the primary pointscorer for the team.Got someone else in mind for a game ball?Can you figure out how a toilet can burst into flames on its own?Is this one question too many to ask?Go ahead and let us know in the comments section. With their game against the Jets today, the Texans have hit the cycle for possible days to play an NFL game. This season, they’ve played on a Thursday, Sunday, Monday, and now Saturday for arguably the weirdest schedule in the NFL this season. Not only that, they are traveling to New York Jersey to play in dismal weather against a dismal opponent. The Jets are currently tied for last in the AFC East with a 4-9 record.They are fresh off their first win in seven games. Head coach Todd Bowles and Co. are knee-deep in a reconstruction of the team, but they may not last long enough to see the full plan come to fruition. The Jets finally have their franchise QB Kareem Jackson Jersey White , who when not leading the league in interceptions (15), has the 30th passer rating in the NFL. Sam Darnold is dealing with a foot sprain, so the he may be apprehensive to leave the pocket against the Texans’ pressure. Here’s to a good first quarter.Comment away. 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